In that inn full of hacks

Chapter 107

Chen Mo returned to the Happy Inn with a basket of Tianxuanzong's big melons over the years and Lin Hanzhi. Since no one shared it, he felt very aggrieved, so he planned to ask Xiaokang, who knew the most gossip but was the strictest in the inn, for advice. The counter found Xiaokang peeking furtively, so he asked puzzledly, "What are you doing?"

Xiaokang was taken aback, and found that it was Chen Mo who patted his chest and secretly pointed him to the place next to the wall.

Chen Mo followed Xiaokang's hand and looked over. Kang's parents were sitting there holding Dandan to ask questions. He asked Xiaokang suspiciously: "Did Dandan agree to meet?"

"No." Xiaokang said innocently: "Didn't you say that you can pretend to eat diners first, and then get in touch with them slowly? So when I saw them coming, I asked Dandan to help take the order."

Chen Mo covered his face, this is too fake, okay?Eggy just doesn't like to use his brain and is not stupid, how could he not see it, Chen Mo said to Xiaokang sadly: "Kang, normal customers don't grab the waiter to ask questions, you didn't realize that Eggy is about to be Scared away?"

Xiaokang later realized that it seemed that the parent-mother drama was too much, and hurriedly stepped forward with the water list: "Guest officer, are you not sure what you want to eat? Do you need a recommendation for you?"

Father Kang said with a smile: "No need, my wife recommended a lot for us."

Xiaokang is about to cry, dear father, how about pretending not to know him?Have you ever seen someone called a stranger's wife?How stupid you are to be your daughter-in-law.

The elders of the Kang family still didn't notice it, and they still looked at Eggy with a smile on their faces. The more they looked, the more satisfied they became. Eggy blushed, and cautiously pulled out her hand and said, "I'll go and place an order."

Xiaokang looked at his daughter-in-law who ran away in a hurry, and felt that he might sleep on the floor in the short term. Thinking about it made him feel sad. He asked Kang's father sadly: "Father, what did you tell him?"

"This little brother, dad is not just yelling, old man, I have never done anything to offend my mother in my life." Old man Kang still remembers to pretend that he doesn't know something, and pretends to be like it.

Mrs. Kang also said: "Young man, did you admit the wrong person? You can ask someone if you want to help me."

Xiaokang felt hehehe, didn't you use all your acting skills on being a son, but now you are pretending that you really don't know each other, why did you do it earlier?

"Dad, stop pretending, the balls are gone."

Father Kang said righteously: "Young man, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't yell. Don't hurt the old man."

Xiaokang was about to go crazy: "Father, my dear father, can you still talk properly?"

The guests at the next table passed by Changfeng City and didn’t know Kang’s family. They really believed what Mr. Kang said, and also helped to persuade him: “Young man, the old man said that he is not your father, why do you still have to admit it? ? If you really need a father, I will be your father, old man."

Xiaokang felt the malice from the whole city. What happened here? How many fathers came out by accident? Xiaokang asked in a different way: "Then uncle, what did you say to my waiter just now?"

"I didn't say anything." Father Kang's expression was very innocent: "I just asked him who else is in the family, where are the parents, what do you think of you, do you want to go home with the old man and have a look, when are you going to go home? Set up a wedding banquet."

Hehehe, you didn't say anything, you really didn't say anything, Xiaokang looked at Mrs. Kang desperately, and Mrs. Kang said very sincerely: "I just said a word and asked him to call his mother to listen. I didn't expose it. Status, my old lady is much smarter than that bad old man."

Xiaokang looked at his parents dumbfounded, yes, they are so smart, he clutched his old heart and told Xiaoer to take care of them, and then floated away to find Dandan, who was shy and hid away after placing the order In the chicken villa, he refused to come out no matter what he said. Xiaokang pried the door open a small crack after begging outside. He poked his head in and said, "Eggy, come out."

Eggy said softly, "Don't go out."

"Okay Eggy, come out, I know I was wrong."

"I don't blame you." Eggy's voice was weak: "I, I'm just embarrassed, you let me lie down by myself."

Xiaokang retracted his head helplessly. Eggy is good at everything, but his skin is thin. If he wants to go to bed and do something embarrassing, he has to be coaxed half a month in advance, and he has to be coaxed half a month afterwards. If he has half the boss's skin Thick enough, or like Liu Yunchi, thinking about how to hook their seventh brother into bed every day.

When the big sparrow came back and saw Xiaokang squatting at the door, he knew that his son had run back to his mother's house again. He shook his head to express his contempt. He couldn't even coax his wife well. .

Xiaokang lowered his head and asked the big sparrow: "Father-in-law, how do you coax your mother-in-law, can you teach your son-in-law?"

The big sparrow cleared his throat and said: "Ahem, is this all talent? You have to teach it. You have to look at your mother-in-law. I said she would never dare to go north if you go south. This daughter-in-law can't..."

"Cackling."

The big sparrow paused, and then said: "I think she may want to go east, so I will accompany her to go east. My daughter-in-law hurts herself, so I have to get used to it, get used to it, you take it It’s not what you say that he’s used to it.”

Xiaokang unexpectedly found it very reasonable. His father-in-law is worthy of being a divine beast, and he knows more than ordinary people.

Xiaokang organized his speech and then squatted at the door of the chicken villa and poked his head in to persuade his wife to come out. All kinds of sweet words were used in turn, and the blush on Eggy's cheeks could not be subdued, and he refused to come out.

The big sparrow squatted by the side and listened for a long time and asked, "Are your parents here?"

"Yes." Xiaokang said helplessly, "Mom and Dad wanted to see Dandan very much, but Dandan was too embarrassed to go, so they ran over by themselves."

"This child is really ignorant. The elders came and hid. You can hide for the rest of your life. Don't you have to meet sooner or later?" The big sparrow turned into a human form and said, "I'll go meet my in-laws."

Huahua Hen followed suit and said, "I'll go too."

Xiaokang was stunned for a moment, the mother-in-law had also grown too fast, not long after, she had grown by more than ten years in stature.It is the appearance of a young girl, and when paired with her father-in-law, she will be a pair of people who will envy others. Of course, it would be even better if the father-in-law can stop swearing.

The big sparrow reached into the chicken villa, grabbed Dandan by the tail, pulled him out and threw him into Xiaokang's arms: "Let's go, we will marry."

Eggy plunged her head into Xiaokang's arms and refused to face the reality, Big Sparrow thought to herself that she was handsome, chivalrous, open-minded and free and easy, how could she give birth to a baby who was so thin-skinned that she was almost gone, it was not like her own.

When a few people came to the lobby, Chen Mo was talking to the elders of the Kang family. Looking back, he saw them coming over and consciously stood aside to watch the fun, and secretly called Lin Hanzhi to come and watch the gossip through telepathy.

When Mrs. Kang saw Xiao Kang coming, she asked, "Hey, young man, why are you here again? My wife, we didn't come to see you."

The big sparrow was taken aback, and looked at Xiaokang strangely, are you sure he is really your father?Are you sure you didn't just pull one from the street?Or did you just pick it up on the street.

The Kang family's parents were full of drama, and tried every means to express wholeheartedly that the two of them did not know Xiaokang, and the regular customers around him who knew him began to put on a show and didn't eat.

The guests at the next table believed in the words of the two elders of the Kang family, and joined in very enthusiastically, and said that if Xiaokang really lacks a father, he can think about himself first.

Xiaokang has already started to think about whether to cry first. I have seen troublemakers, but I have never seen such troublemakers. Thank you, old man. Is it okay to sit back and eat?

Seeing Xiaokang's eyes asking for help, Chen Mo finally realized that he didn't seem to be too generous to watch the excitement, so he stepped forward and said, "Two guest officers, I am the owner of this store, can you come upstairs with me?" ?”

Father Kang asked hesitantly, "Can I see my daughter-in-law when I go upstairs?"

Chen Mo glanced at Xiaokang's balls with only a small butt exposed in his arms, and said with certainty, "Yes."

"Then let's go." Father Kang decisively pulled Mrs. Kang up and stood beside Chen Mo.

Chen Mo took the old man and Lingque's family upstairs to his own room as good as he could, and acted as an introducer: "Ahem, that Uncle Kang."

Father Kang said vigilantly, "How do you know my surname is Kang? I don't know you."

Chen Mo said dumbfoundedly: "I don't know you either, I can tell fortunes, and I figured out that your surname is Kang."

"Oh." Father Kang nodded, indicating that there could be a reason for this.

Chen Mo first introduced the Lingque family: "These two are Dandan's parents, and they said they want to meet their in-laws."

Father Kang was excited: "So it's my in-laws, look at this, my old man can't speak, forgive me, forgive me."

Xiaokang curled his lips and couldn't speak yet. Isn't this nonsense very slippery?He looked aggrieved and said dryly: "My father-in-law and mother-in-law are here to see my parents, and you are not my parents, what kind of in-laws are you blindly identifying?"

Father Kang got angry, and grabbed his son and beat him fiercely: "You little bastard, you don't even recognize your father, you little heartless."

Dandan became anxious and directly transformed into a human form to protect Xiaokang: "Don't, don't hit."

Father Kang stopped his hands and smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth: "Yo, Eggy is here, come over and talk to Daddy."

Eggy was so nervous that she didn't know how to move her hands, so she could only let Papa Kang hold her hand and ask for warmth.

Big Sparrow thought of her incongruous parents, and said to Xiaokang sympathetically, "Good boy, I'm sorry for you."

Xiaokang looked at the big sparrow with tears in his eyes, understanding Long live.

Chen Mo compared his hands to the shape of a lens, and took a few scenes around the big sparrow and Xiaokang, and then took a look in his mind, adding some snowflakes and special effects, and then turned around, quite a feeling of holding hands and looking at tears , was inexplicably struck by lightning, shook his head vigorously, and cleared the screen, probably his thunder calamity is coming soon, and his mind is not very clear recently.

When Chen Mo was distracted, a thunderbolt hit his side, and the tables and chairs were burnt.