BSI Chapter 501: It’s Nice To Be Young (4 More)
Chapter 501: It’s Nice To Be Young (4 More)
He flicked a few more words and beat the unlucky apprentice away.
Xiao Yu walked out of the Criminal Investigation Brigade, ready to smoke a cigarette to get some air.
Looking at the streets full of people coming and going, it is now an embarrassing season again.
Embarrassed what?
You can imagine that a man in a shirt and a man in a padded jacket pass by.
They glanced at each other and silently said the word SB in their hearts.
Bencheng Wuyue is so embarrassing!
Throwing away the cigarette butt, Xiao Yu took out his mobile phone and dialed Wang Dong's number.
"Yo, Officer Xiao."
Wang Dong came from the phone with a teasing voice, "I heard that you are on vacation these two days?"
"Who did you hear that said, I'm a workaholic little man who was given the nickname Workaholic Devil, and I really like work."
Xiao Yu disdains, "I'm shameless, but I don't want to be told that I survive by being handsome!"
"Zero Eighty Seven"
"..."
Wang Dong was stunned for three seconds by the shameless words of the little brother, "Can you still brag like this?"
"Shut up."
Xiao Yu asked, "How is the case going?"
"almost."
Wang Dong said: "The identities of the thirteen skeletons have been confirmed, as have the two main criminals and one accessory. The only trouble is that one of the main criminals is mentally ill... By the way, the boss said that the case will be awarded first-class merit."
After chatting with my brother for a few words, I hung up the phone.
People have to stick to the beginning, and Xiao Yu will handle the cases he has taken over.
It was at this time that the system prompt after completing the task came to my mind...
Xiao Yu glanced at the blue sky and white clouds, feeling very good.
If the unlucky apprentice didn't bother him, he would be in a better mood.
"master!"
Wang Cheng burst into tears and appeared from the side.
What the hell... Xiao Yu laughed awkwardly, "I really don't blame me, well, who knew you would dare to give your date a little bastard!"
Wang Cheng: ...
Are you really okay?
"Do not be discouraged."
Xiao Yu patted his apprentice on the shoulder, "If life deceives you, don't worry, take out the beauty camera to deceive life!"
"It's not life lying to me now."
Wang Cheng was so depressed that he couldn't die, "I was deceived by you!"
"Ah... that's right!"
Xiao Yu was even more embarrassed, "Then what do you say?"
"Master, you have to teach me to chase her back?" Wang Cheng was dejected.
This apprentice is really hopeless... Xiao Yu shook his head, "Children nowadays, they only pick Valentine's Day when they break up, and April Fool's Day when they confess, do you know why?"
"Huh?" Wang Cheng looked confused.
"Routine."
Xiao Yu curled her lips, "It's impossible for her to break up with you just because of a word. It's just a little temper. At this time, you have to coax her."
"I really wanted to coax, but she is ignoring me now." Wang Cheng was anxious.
"Then you play tricks too."
Xiao Yu was amused by his apprentice, "WeChat blocked you, you don't know how to text messages on your phone, you don't know how to make calls... It's easy to test whether she is really angry, just tell her that you are hurt .”
"This..." Wang Cheng was astonished, "Isn't that lying to her?"
"Whoever says it's a lie, it's called a white lie."
Xiao Yu said solemnly: "If she really doesn't like you, she definitely doesn't care if your hands are hurt, right?"
"En." Wang Cheng nodded.
"If she's fake angry, that's easy."
Xiao Yu continued: "She will definitely be curious about how your hand was injured. When the time comes, you can add WeChat and show her a video. Just make a video, first pretend to record your hand, and then show her your heart and say a word of love. You... Even if she knows that you lied to her, she will be very happy. "
"I'll go, master, your routine is too deep."
Wang Cheng was a little surprised, "You can't be a scumbag, can you?"
"Scumbag your sister."
Xiao Yu laughed and scolded, "I really want to be Aquaman, but my mother and your teacher's wife can beat me to death!"
"Then where did you learn these routines?" Wang Cheng was curious.
"I was caught on the Internet, and I saw a video a few days ago, which is quite correct."
Xiao Yu said with a smile: "For example, why many girls are cheated by boys for a long time... that is because their demands can only be met by liars, and normal boys basically can't."
"I rely on."
Wang Cheng was shocked, "It seems so reasonable...you also deal with the teacher's wife like this?"
"Ahem!" Xiao Yu almost choked to death.
To lie to Mu Qingwu?
Don't make trouble, my sister's IQ can be deceived by anyone?
Playing tricks with Mu Qingwu, you're courting death, okay?
This wave of manifestation in front of his disciples was different from what he had imagined.
Xiao Yu always feels like a giant panda...
"What's the matter, master, what I said is wrong?" Wang Cheng was puzzled.
"There's nothing wrong with that."
Xiao Yu changed the topic, "Young people should learn to think independently, and don't ask others about everything. Do you keep your brain just to grow hair?"
"Me, why not, I'm not stupid, okay?"
Wang Cheng was not convinced, "For example, I can recite Journey to the West fluently, and I even know some behind-the-scenes stories very well. If you don't believe me, master, you can ask me?"
"You can also memorize it backwards. You know all the behind-the-scenes stories. You can really blow it."
Xiao Yu pouted, "That's fine, I'll test you."
"Come on." Wang Cheng poked his neck in a huff.
"listen."
Xiao Yu asked with a smile, "When Nine-Headed Insect kisses Halloween Princess, what are the other eight heads doing?"
Wang Cheng: ...
His mouth was open, and he looked like he had seen a ghost.
No, how did the master come up with this question?
"Through this question, it leads to the next question."
Xiao Yu smiled strangely, "Tell me, why would Princess Wansheng prefer the Nine-Headed Insect to the Little White Dragon?"
"..." Wang Cheng looked like he was struck by lightning. 4.
"For another example, what's the number of Bone Demon's aunt?"
"Tang Monk has four masters and apprentices, how many people are there in total?"
"How does Erlangshen do eye exercises?"
"Sun Wukong has been suppressed for five hundred years, how did he shit when he couldn't move his body, and where did the shit go?"
"Is Leigong and Leimu's electricity alternating current or direct current?"
"How many days does Tang Seng take care of?"
"How do you recite the curse?"
"..."
Facing Xiao Yu's problem, Wang Cheng was in a bad mood.
That's called thunder rolling, scalp troubles, and brains buzzing.
"I think back when I was bragging like you, I don't know how many times I was beaten by the cruel reality."
With a calm face, Xiao Yu patted the silly apprentice on the shoulder.
"It's nice to be young!".