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Chapter 150 Strange Forces and Chaos Gods Day 41



Chapter 150 Strange Forces and Chaos Gods Day 41

No matter how many calculations these guests have in their hearts, Ohm, as the person involved, knows that one important reason why these foreigners came to his wedding banquet so enthusiastically and actively in the eyes of others is that Tang Yun and the double-headed eagle Victory in the Civil War.

As a country that straddles the two continents of Asia and Europe, the Double-headed Eagle Kingdom has a great reputation in the world under the iron-blooded policy of their queen 300 years ago.But just like the situation in which the former Heavenly Empire declined to the point where everyone wants to get a share of the pie, the Double-headed Eagle Kingdom has now fallen into a situation where the upper class is depraved and the lower class is squeezed to the point of desperation.

The royal palace and the upper-class nobles have various banquets almost every day, and wear clothes studded with pearls and gems every day, but the lives of the lower-level people have a busy day, and they may not even have a bowl of clear vegetable soup and half a piece of meat. I can't even eat black bread.

Under the extravagant lifestyle cultivated for thousands of years, they have been unable to appreciate the sufferings of the people. The beautiful queen of the double-headed eagle country once said in surprise when she was questioned by a minister at a banquet. "Since they can't eat black bread, why don't they eat cake" absurd remarks.

Not all those in power at the top are so intoxicated in the wine, pool, meat, and forest that they cannot sober up, but the starting point for those who are conscious is still to start with themselves, so when they think of a solution to the domestic dilemma is Achieved through foreign wars-no milk and bread to eat?Go grab someone else's!No more blankets?Go grab someone else's!

Therefore, although the Two-Headed Eagle Country is a neighboring country, in Tang Yun's eyes, they really don't have the impression of friendly exchanges with them, and more of them are border battles, big and small.

It's the same this time, the two-headed eagle army stationed on the border lacked food for the winter, and the top didn't distribute it in time—maybe it was distributed, but it was divided away by layers of greed—the soldiers below ate trees when they were hungry. Digging grass roots for skins, and finally even boiled the belts, still didn't work, so they repeated the same old tune and wanted to rob the neighboring villages across the river.

Even though they look different from the Neon people, the bad nature of human beings does not distinguish between races, so when the villagers on these borders mentioned the two-headed eagle country old men on the other side of the river, they all gritted their teeth with hatred in their eyes.

Although there are also those officers of the Double-headed Eagle Kingdom who restrain the people under them not to do too much, but it is definitely not out of good intentions, but because they want to treat the people on the opposite side as piglets and leeks, so that they can be harvested at that time Another crop.

Why don't the villagers who are the victims understand this truth?

But what can be done?

He couldn't run away, he couldn't beat him, it seemed that he really had no choice but to accept his fate.

Until... the daughter of a certain village among them went back to her natal home.

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Because of the inconvenient transmission of information, although the Battle of the North has attracted a certain amount of attention in the country, but for the border villagers who have inconvenient transportation and no one can read and write, and rarely leave the village all their lives, few people know about it. .

Because they are too far north, they can't even walk in the middle of winter, so many daughters-in-law who marry far away will leave their natal homes in advance before the road is blocked by heavy snow.

Among them, the daughter of a family married to a small village in the northern ring area.

Originally, they thought that they would come back so skinny as before, but who knew that when the daughter came back, her face was full of red, not only was she dressed thickly, but she also gained two rounds of fat.

They originally thought that the daughter got fat after she got pregnant, but who knew that she said with a smile that the head of the family planned to raise the family's naughty boy until he could study before having children. She just got fat!

Oh!Fat!

The numb faces of the skinny villagers showed uncontrollable envy—it’s not bad to be able to survive starvation these days, it’s an extravagant hope to eat enough, and to eat fat... My God, this is simply impossible Bar!

The woman also knew that through word of mouth, many situations would change, so most of the common people firmly believed in the principle that hearing is believing and seeing is believing.So she didn't explain too much, and asked the head of the house to take out all the gifts they brought back-several pieces of thick cloth, dozens of catties of white flour, a large bag of candies, and even several large pieces of bacon, as well as the gifts they had never seen before. Some bottles and cans!

Everyone was stunned and drooling.

This, this is posted!

The reason why the couple came back and showed off their things was also to arouse the interest of the villagers. Seeing that it aroused their curiosity as expected, the man and his wife who had joined the Yanbei Army looked at each other. Satisfaction with the effect was seen in each other's eyes.

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The same thing happened in other nearby villages. The difference is that some are daughters who have returned to their natal families, and some are uncles who have left relatives, but the sensation they caused is similar.After questioning by the villagers, they finally learned about the battle in the northern region, and even more learned that since that battle, the northern region has been included in the territory of the Yanbei Army - but this is not a miserable life ruled by warlords, but It is the beginning of their beautiful life.

There are real cases to speak out, and then look at those real things, who can not be tempted?

However, the heart is moved, the question is how to get such treatment?

Why do the villagers in the area around the north get better by crossing over?Doesn't that mean they have a good relationship with Yan Beijun?Then how should I establish a good relationship with the Yanbei Army... Or, how should I make the people of the Yanbei Army look up to them?

So those who left relatives struck while the iron was hot, and instilled in them Yan Beijun good Yan Beijun Miao Yan Beijun croaking, follow Yan Beijun, you can fight foreign devils without worrying about food or drink!

This all hit the touch points in their hearts.

In the past, they looked at those old men with big arms and big waists, and their tempers were as arrogant and unreasonable as bears. Their sickles, hoes, and shoulder poles could not handle those bullets and guns, and they could only survive by gritting their teeth handed down from thousands of years of tradition.

But now look at the villagers in the Huanbei area, because they rose up to resist, not only drove away the invaders, but also won the favor of the Yanbei Army. It is said that they are now included in the protection circle of the Yanbei Army, not only their safety is guaranteed , and can also drag the Yanbei Army stationed there to help them buy some good cloth, sugar and the like that cannot be bought in daily life.

It is said that there is still that canned food, and I don’t know how they make it. The meat in a small box will not spoil after several months. It is much more tender and juicy than smoked and air-dried meat!

Whether you eat it from an empty mouth or use it to cook vegetables and cook soup...that's a beauty!

So I had the intention to resist, but the villagers who had no connections became more proactive under the temptation of eating and drinking, and when they estimated that the day when the group of foreign devils would come to rob them was approaching, they made a good report early. preparation.

The army and the people are united, and they have more sophisticated weapons and equipment. It was just a seemingly ordinary robbery, but the Yanbei Army showed the momentum to drive away the invaders.

The Double-Headed Eagle Country didn't take it for granted. In the past, they did whatever they wanted because of the inaction of the government. When the oppressed were really toughened up, they were the ones who turned around and ran away despite their tall bodies but empty inside. —— Originally, the purpose of joining the army was to have a meal, but who knew that now not only would they not be able to eat, but they would also risk their lives. They are not so stupid!

Therefore, the frontier battle where the Yanbei Army took the initiative won the victory before the Chinese New Year. Not only did there not be any major losses, but it also captured hundreds of soldiers from the Double-Headed Eagle Kingdom and several officers who were too late to commit suicide. Many foreign guns were seized from them.

In the past, these foreign guns were definitely good things that they were scrambling to get into their hands, but now that they have better weapons, they don't care so much about these guns that they used to covet. .

Of course, they would not pretend to be generous and wasteful, and they still packed these weapons neatly and brought them back—Ohm also planned to collect a certain amount of these weapons and sell them to other warlords.

This was the idea of ​​Marshal Tang, because he knew that once the better weapons made by Ohm and the others showed up, they would definitely attract the attention of others, and the veterans who didn't care about their faces as long as they could get benefits would definitely do all kinds of things. Looking for an opportunity to get close, he can't grit his teeth and not give a single one at that time, right?That would be too offensive.

But if he really wants to share all these good things, his big head is not that generous. Moreover, who knows if these guys will turn their heads against them one day in the future with the weapons they got from them ah?

Therefore, the best way to get the best of both worlds is to "borrow flowers to present Buddha".

Marshal Tang also pretended to thank the soldiers of the Double-Headed Eagle Kingdom who came to rob, not only gave the Yanbei Army a wave of reputation, but also "sent" weapons, which was really "caring".

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"I saw Liu Shuai's expression was really complicated when he left." Tang Yun and Ohm didn't have a so-called honeymoon after they were newly married, and they even devoted themselves to their own careers the next day.

In addition to his identity as a math teacher, Ohm now has several factories on his shoulders. When he is busy, it is harder to find people than Tang Yun. Therefore, for those warlords or their representatives who come to "harass" Tang Dashuai and Tang Yun had only heard about it, but had never seen it with his own eyes.

The lady recorded a lot through the intimate relationship between Tang Yun and Ohm, but Ohm is too busy to even have time to look at lady's video data.

But this time when Cong Cong came home, he happened to meet the Liu Warlord in the southwest region.

Ohm still remembers that when he came to this world, he was in the area occupied by the other party - but although he is famous, it is difficult to gather in the southwest region, so there are many small faction warlords under him - but he has never fought against him We only know that the other party is a middle-aged man with a fat head and big ears who looks a bit naive.

Of course, it is definitely not a real thing to be able to achieve the position of the head of a warlord.

"Probably because of desire and dissatisfaction." Tang Yun walked in and said calmly.

Ohm just took a sip of tea, and almost choked his trachea when he heard this, and finally swallowed it, before he could speak, Tang Yun raised his chin: "Why are you so careless, let me see if it's hot. "

Ohm was forced to open his mouth: "..." Whose fault was it that I was not careful?

But Tang Yun didn't pay attention to the complaint in Ohm's eyes. He looked at the lips moistened by the tea, his dark eyes darkened, and obeyed his inner sway, bowed his head and kissed him: "Just in case, I will check."

lady: ... Ah, this familiar feeling of being locked up in a small dark room.

Ten minutes later, Ohm touched his somewhat numb lips, and couldn't help but glared at Tang Yun who had regained his human appearance, deeply suspecting that his "injury" was aggravated by Tang Yun.

Marshal Tang hugged Ohm and began to talk about business in a serious manner: "I sold two-thirds of the weapons from the Double-headed Eagle Kingdom to him, and he probably can eat so much now." After all, there are warlords from other factions who are eyeing, It's impossible for Liu Shuai not to leave any meat for others, "But he didn't get the weapons he wanted for the Yanbei Army, so he feels very complicated."


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