[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Chapter 183 Journey to the West Part 47

Kong Xuan and Our Lady of Golden Light chattered while drinking.Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing were disturbed by their nagging, their hearts were disturbed, and the movements of their hands were also disordered.

The hydra is also somewhat capable. He gathered the remaining seven heads together, and the seven pairs of eyes are shining, and they can take care of the front, back, left, and right.

Enduring the severe pain of losing two heads, he found a flaw in Zhu Bajie, stretched his neck and bit Zhu Bajie's stomach.Fortunately, Sha Wujing caught the sharp beak of the Nine-Headed Insect in time, and Zhu Bajie's belly was only scratched a little, but did not hurt the vitals.

Tang Seng didn't want his apprentice to be injured, so he patted Yang Jian's shoulder lightly, "Go and help!"

Kong Xuan heard it, and said carelessly: "Qiao Yu, you can't do this! You are too spoiled by your apprentice!"

Tang Seng raised his head and said, "I don't care! I just want to get used to it! If you don't like it, just hold back!"

Kong Xuan quarreled with him, "I just can't stand it, I still have to tell you!"

Our Lady of Golden Light drank the wine in the bottle in a few sips, threw the bottle behind her, and walked to the edge of the pool with her sleeves rolled up.

"This bird is quite powerful. I haven't done it for more than 1000 years. Those two are enlightened and stupid. Get out of the way! Let me do it!"

The Holy Mother of Golden Light flew into the air and threw Bajie and Sha Wujing to the edge of Tan. Seeing that she had made a move, Tang Seng screamed in fright: "Sister! You leave one or two heads! Don't kill him! I want to take him to death!" He is going to meet the king of the country of Ji Sai!"

Our Lady of Golden Light kicked the Nine-Headed Insect's stomach, and she said impatiently, "Tsk! What a trouble!"

Tang Seng gnawed at the knuckles of his fingers nervously, Zhu Bajie whispered: "Master, don't worry, I don't think the Holy Mother will lose!"

Yang Jian said with a smile: "Your master is not worried about the Holy Mother of Golden Light, he is worried that the Nine-Headed Insect will be demolished by the Holy Mother."

Tang Seng watched the battle in the sky nervously, and the Virgin of Golden Light stood in the air happily, holding a golden mirror in her hand, reflecting the sun's light at the nine-headed worm.The Nine-Headed Insect was almost blinded by the light, he found a random direction, and rushed in that direction with his eyes closed.

Kong Xuan threw out the wine bottle and beat the Nine-Headed Insect back. He shouted at the Virgin of Golden Light, "Don't you want to exercise your muscles? Put down the mirror quickly, it's not fun to fight like this!"

The Holy Mother of Golden Light clicked her tongue, "What do you know! Didn't he steal the Buddha's treasure relic just to appreciate the golden light emitted by the relic? I'll let him feel the golden light right now. human body."

Kong Xuan snorted disdainfully.Zhu Bajie has served in the Heavenly Court, he knows that the Holy Mother of the Golden Light is old and capable.

He seized the opportunity to flatter and applauded, "Our Lady is so resourceful!"

The Holy Mother of Golden Light smiled at him in satisfaction, "You are very discerning! Tell you, I don't use magic weapon at all to deal with this kind of little monster. Just watch!"

She waved at Kongxuan, "Stop stepping on that nine-headed worm, kick him over!"

The Nine-Headed Insect was hit by a wine bottle just now, Kong Xuan was afraid that he would run away, so he stepped on him.The Virgin of Golden Light beckoned, and Kong Xuan kicked the Nine-Headed Insect over like a ball.

Tang Seng shouted: "Don't kick it!" They were all caught, so why kick it over?Let me take him to Jisai Country to explain the truth about the theft of national treasures!

Tang Seng shouted in time, but Kong Xuan didn't listen to him.He kicked the Hydra to the Virgin of Golden Light, and the Hydra stubbornly seized this opportunity. With all his strength, he spread his wings against the wind and fled to the distance.

How could the Holy Mother of Golden Light let him escape? She lifted the corner of her robe and kicked him towards Kong Xuan again.

Kong Xuan seemed to have also experienced the joy of passing the ball back and forth. They kicked the Nine-Headed Insect like a ball back and forth, exerting all their strength with each kick.Zhu Bajie and the others could see that the remaining seven mouths of the Nine-Headed Worm were vomiting blood continuously, and the blood dripped into the pool.

Tang Seng waved his arms and shouted at Kong Xuan and the others, "Stop kicking you two! He will be out of breath in a while!"

Our Lady of Golden Light said: "Don't worry about it, we have a sense of proportion."

Tang Seng scolded: "You have a sense of fart, leave me alive!"

"Don't worry, we haven't had enough yet!" Kong Xuan stood on his left foot, his right foot went around behind his left leg, and made a trick to kick the Nine-Headed Insect to the Virgin of Golden Light.

Tang Seng wanted to cry but had no tears, "I beg you two! You should quickly accept your supernatural powers!"

Kong Xuan and Our Lady of Golden Light had had enough of playing, and threw the dying nine-headed worm in front of Tang Seng.

Our Lady of Golden Light said: "I told you, we have a sense of proportion. You see, you asked me to keep two heads, but I left seven for you!"

Kong Xuan nodded in agreement, "The Holy Mother is reliable in her work!"

Tang Seng squatted down and gave Nine-Headed Insect a simple check. Nine-Headed Insect didn't have a piece of good meat all over its body, and there were blood clots on the edges of the seven beaks. It could be seen that the internal organs were ruptured.

Tang Seng looked up at Kong Xuan and Our Lady of Golden Light resentfully, "I really regret knowing you..."

In the past, I was as cold as winter to monsters, and I used all kinds of tricks and abductions.Met you until today!I actually begged for mercy for the monster, for fear that he would be killed by you!The bottom line is that you people are too vicious!

Kong Xuan patted Tang Seng's shoulder carelessly, "Don't worry! The monster's recovery ability is strong! If he is really dying, we can give him an elixir. What are you afraid of?"

Caught the Nine-Headed Insect like playing, and the Virgin of Golden Light leaned on her bed again.Kong Xuan sat on the ground, and he took out two more bottles of wine from his arms, one for the Holy Mother of Golden Light and one for himself to drink slowly.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing tied up Nine-Headed Insect.The Nine-Headed Insect knew that he couldn't escape, so he could only transform into a human form, and lay down on the ground.

Tang Seng waited by the water for a while, Xiaobailong and Nezha tied a beautiful woman and rushed out of the water.

Nezha smiled and said, "Brother Qiao, your second apprentice is really helpful! Without him, this Wansheng princess might just turn into a fish and slip away!"

Xiao Bailong said humbly: "General Nezha has won the prize. I am a dragon, so I naturally take advantage of the water, and I can't compare to General Nezha who is naturally brave."

Tang Seng thought to himself, what is born brave, Nezha is a born bear child.When he was a child, he still pestered me to tell the story of the monkey that returned the pearl!

He asked Xiao Bailong, "Why don't you see your elder brother?"

Xiao Bailong said: "Eldest brother went to arrest Wanshenglongwang. Wanshenglongwang also knows about this. General Nezha will take them back to the sky to question their crimes."

After waiting for a while, Monkey King flew out from the deep pool and threw the Dragon King of All Saints on the ground.He was holding a Ganoderma lucidum with a ball on it, and he handed the two treasures to Tang Seng, "Master, these are the Ganoderma lucidum grass and the Buddha treasure relic."

Tang Seng handed the Ganoderma lucidum to Nezha, and everyone gathered around to see what the Buddha's relic looked like.

Kong Xuan said: "It's just a round ball! Except that it's a little brighter than Ye Mingzhu, I don't see anything special about it."

Tang Seng sighed: "Don't say that, this is a relic condensed from the merit, wisdom and compassion of great virtuous monks. It's a pity that these people use it as a big candle."

Nezha said: "I'll take the Nine-leaf Ganoderma Lucidum Grass, and Brother Sheli Qiao will take it. I'm going to bring Princess Wansheng back to heaven to return to life. When I'm free, I'll come and play with Brother Qiao."

"You wait first. I see that the Nine-Headed Insect is also an accomplice in the theft of Ganoderma lucidum. You go to the country of Sai Sai with me first, and after I explain the reason to the king, you can bring him back to heaven and return to life."

Nezha readily agreed, and Tang Seng and others returned to the country of Jisai. This time they not only brought back a few gods, but also brought back the thief who stole the national treasure.

It may take some time to deal with the follow-up matters, Tang Seng is afraid that Kong Xuan and the others will be impatient.So Yang Jian was asked to accompany them to the city for a stroll, and when they had finished their shopping, they would meet at the Jinguang Temple.

Tang Seng handed in the certificate of customs clearance, and the king quickly summoned him and his apprentices.Tang Seng explained the truth about the theft of the relics, and Nine-Headed Insect was seriously injured. He knew that he could not beat Tang Seng's apprentices, so he confessed the theft of the national treasure.

The king believed Tang Seng's words and immediately issued an order to pardon all the monks in Jinguang Temple.

Tang Seng held out the relic, "Please look, Your Majesty, is this relic your lost national treasure?"

The relic emits a dense precious light, and Tang Seng's handsome face is given a layer of soft light by the relic, making it look more dignified.

The king stood up excitedly, went to Tang Seng and took the relic.

"Exactly! Exactly! Thank you Holy Monk for recovering the national treasure! Thank you Holy Monk!"

Tang Seng asked: "Your Majesty, what does it mean to put this relic in the pagoda?"

The king said as a matter of course: "Naturally, it is to show the demeanor of my sacrificial country as a great country, so that all nations will come to court and show their national prestige!"

Tang Seng smiled and said, "Are all nations coming to pay tribute? As far as I know, there are only four countries coming to pay tribute, right?"

The king looked away uncomfortably, "It's just that there are fewer neighboring countries."

"The relic is a precious treasure left by a great virtuous monk. He didn't let you show your national strength, but to persuade all living beings to be compassionate. You tortured the monks of Jinguang Temple to death. Are you merciful? Are you merciful? Now you take Doesn't it feel hot to touch this relic?"

The king became furious, "This matter is caused by monsters, how could I know the truth! I have already pardoned the crimes committed by the monks of Jinguang Temple, and will reward them heavily to make up for it. Don't worry about it so much, you monk! You Don’t you want to go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures?”

He sat back on the dragon chair, grabbed the jade seal and stamped it hard.He threw the clearance document to Tang Seng, "Okay! You can go, don't meddle in other people's business!"

Tang Seng picked up the certificate of customs clearance, brushed off the dust, and put the certificate into his arms.He walked slowly up the steps and stood before the king.The servant at the king's side screamed, "Bold! This is not the place for you to come up!"

Monkey King blocked the servant and stood in front of Tang Seng.

The king asked: "You! What do you want?"

Tang Seng snatched the relic from the king's hand, "The relic is to inspire and educate the people. As the king of a country, you don't think about making progress. You only know how to rely on the relic to frighten the four countries. Today, I want to take back the relic! You Don't deserve it!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Seng held the relic and smashed it into a pile of powder.Lifting the palm, the relic powder in the palm turned into shimmering light and flew through the temple gate to the sky.

The king and the ministers in the palace were taken aback. Such a precious relic, Tang Seng said it was smashed, so he shattered it. This... this... what should I do?

The king has been in a daze, and his mind is full that the other four countries will not come to pay tribute in the future.Surprised and angry, he called the guards, "Come here! Take this demon monk who destroyed the national treasure and beat him to death!"

The guards entered the hall with their swords and guns, Sha Wujing swung his sleeves and wrapped the guards' weapons into the sleeves, and snatched the weapons away with a light tug.

Crackling, all the guns made of fine steel were bent. The guards had never seen such a powerful person. They were deprived of their weapons in one move, and they didn't dare to go forward to make a move.

Tang Seng said: "If you want all nations to come to court, you, the king, should act like a king! Thank you Your Majesty for changing the customs clearance certificate for us. The poor monks are going west. I hope Your Majesty will be more diligent in government affairs and be a generation of Mingjun."

Tang Seng led his disciples and Nine-Headed Insect to leave the palace gracefully. The guards in the palace watched them drift away, and no one dared to stop them.

After leaving the palace gate, Tang Seng and others bought ingredients and rice noodles to take with them.After they reunited with Yang Jian, Nezha took the Wansheng Dragon King's family to the Heavenly Court, while Kong Xuan and the others followed Tang Seng to the west.

At this time, the sun was about to set and the sky was getting late. It stands to reason that it would be best for Tang Seng and others to stay overnight at Jinshan Temple and leave tomorrow morning.It's just that the people in Jinshan Monastery have many eyes, and it's not convenient for Tang Seng to chat with Kong Xuan and the others.

Everyone left the city and came to Bibotan again. The Dragon Palace here lost its owner. Monkey King and the others went into the Crystal Palace, found some good ingredients and brought them to the shore for cooking.

Tang Seng and Yang Jian dug two long hearths and made two hot pots, one meat and one vegetarian. Everyone can cook their favorite dishes according to their own preferences.

It is boring to have food without wine, and Kong Xuan contributed his own collection of good wine.Tang Seng and his three apprentices were vegetarians, while Yang Jian, Sha Wujing, and Hong Haier had wine with Kong Xuan and the others.

This meal lasted until the sun rose in the east, and Tang Seng chatted with Kong Xuan and the others until midnight. He couldn't hold it anymore, and fell asleep on the ground.After drinking, Sun Wukong and the others cleaned up the bowls, chopsticks, and cups. Yang Jian woke up Tang Seng and told him to get up and go on his way.

People who drank and ate all night were in good spirits, but Tang Seng, who had slept for a while, had two dark bags under his eyes.Kong Xuan laughed at him, "Look at the sluggish appearance, how can you still have the majesty of the head of the personnel department of Tianting?"

Tang Seng said: "The first-rank official crushes people to death! No matter how powerful you are, Kong Xuan, you must obey my command!"

He and Kong Xuan were bickering childishly, and the Holy Mother of Golden Light asked suddenly: "Did you really break the relic?"

Tang Seng took out the shining relic from his arms, "At least it is something left by the eminent monk. How could I break it? I always feel that smashing the relic is disrespectful to the eminent monk who passed away."

The Holy Mother of Golden Light said to Kong Xuan: "Look what I said? He is so obsessed with money, he will definitely take the treasure for himself."

Tang Seng blushed with anger, "Nonsense! I'm not that kind of person!"

Our Lady of Golden Light asked the little white dragon who was standing beside him, "Has your master ever given you a magic weapon?"

The little white dragon hesitated and didn't know how to answer. The Virgin of Golden Light continued: "It must have been shared! The Taishang Laojun said that his purple gold gourd, white jade bottle, plantain fan and seven-star sword were all taken by Qiao Yu. He snatched it away. He didn't keep it for himself, so he must have used it for you!"

She pointed to Tang Seng and said, "Don't make excuses. I heard that you even robbed Guanyin Bodhisattva. Are you the number one bandit leader in the Three Realms?"

Tang Seng couldn't argue, and turned his head angrily.

Damn!I really didn't want to grab this 'big candle'!It's all right now, I have too many previous convictions, and I can't get rid of my greed for money!angry!