Daoist, stay safe

Holding high the banner of Qingshui, probably it is still funny, maybe it is a little abuse, it is probably not abusive, and if you are used to writing funny, you probably can't write abuse, in short, it is love and pinch, and finally HE.Liu Yu: I took someone to "move" the totem pole, and I was recruited. I changed it into a flower for the mountain people to worship the god.Let flowers be sacrificed to the gods, but in the 21st century, the earth has become a village, and these mountain people who have never interacted with the outside world can't even afford a pack of salt worth two yuan!What else can I do, lead the mountain people out of poverty and become prosperous, my sister is a beautiful girl who can fight for her father, and she can also dig up some second-hand goods in the mountains to sell.Liu Lei: What should I do if my sister has a split personality?Zhang Xiyan: Daoist Zhang, who is a magic weapon for alleviating disasters, will not save Liu Yu when he saves anyone, and tells you to take off my vest.Uh, it smells so good!Forget it, go into the mountains and find a way for Liu Yu——Cultural Management Bureau?Ancient ruins are found in the mountains, and mountain people are digging, do you need me to lead the way?Archaeological Team: Arrive at the scene quickly... Liu Yu: That's my old lady's altar!That's my wife's sacrificial offering!That is the sacrificial tripod of the old lady, and it is the belongings of the old lady's food, Zhang Xiyan, you pay for it!The story of Zhang Xiyan falling in love with Liu Yu, who was caused by poisoning (Gu) hallucinations and caused a split personality, thinking that he was the flower worship god Liu Yu.Content tags: Huanxi Enemy Sadomasochism Legendary Metaphysics┃ Search keywords: Protagonist: Zhang Xiyan, Liu Yu┃ Supporting role: