Chapter 35: So Terror
Chapter 35: So Terror
"Sons, your daddy is back!"
Kick open the dormitory door.
Not surprisingly, several goods are still lying dead in the dormitory.
"Damn it, you have the guts to say it again. Ah, Dad!"
Pan Xingwen sat up and glared, but in just a second, his expression changed immediately.
"Old Xiao, don't think that you can become crazy when you have money. In the dormitory, you will always be my son, my father, my dear father!"
While talking, Zhang Yan put on his glasses again, but the moment he saw something clearly, he suddenly trembled with excitement.
"Are you two crazy? Damn it, how can you not greet Dad when he comes back?"
Xue Xiaosong was still wondering why the two of them suddenly changed their faces, but the next moment, he also joined in convulsively.
Liu Xiao put the two soft pieces on the bed, found a seat and sat down, and unconsciously crossed his legs.
"Hehe, you seem to be quite unconvinced, it seems that I have to keep these two soft Chinas for myself."
"How could it be, Lao Xiao, you are my real father!"
"Guess what, I went for a paternity test a few days ago, and it turned out, hey, all three of us are your sons!"
"24k is purely biological!"
Pan Xingwen licked his face and leaned in front of Liu Xiao.
Zhang Yan and Xue Xiaosong looked eager, and also licked their faces and moved closer, as if you were bullying me casually, as long as you lighted a cigarette afterwards.
Seeing that expression, Liu Xiao felt a little disgusted and couldn't bear it anymore, he quickly picked up a soft Zhonghua from the bed and threw it over.
"But by the way, Lao Xiao, you didn't go out with Gu Yuexi tonight."
Pan Xingwen looked at Liu Xiao curiously.
"What are you thinking, there is nothing wrong between me and Gu Yuexi."
Liu Xiaobai glanced at Pan Xingwen.
"Xiao Songzi, could you please explain what does it mean?"
Zhang Yan adjusted his glasses and looked at Xue Xiaosong solemnly.
"This, it should mean that it is almost ready, but it will definitely work, right?"
Xue Xiaosong chuckled.
"Enough of you guys!"
"It's good to read more books. Is it because Journey to the West and Romance of the Three Kingdoms are not good?"
Liu Xiao saw that the thrown cigarettes were untouched, so he directly took them over, tore open the packing box, and handed two packs to one person.
Suddenly, there was a burst of puffing and fog in the dormitory.
After taking a puff of cigarette, Pan Xingwen sighed.
"I found a boss today and wanted to buy a second-hand mobile phone, but I didn't expect that the market for second-hand mobile phones this year is a bit too good. It costs about 500 yuan for [-]% of new phones that have been charged about [-] times!"
"At first, I thought about taking Lao Zhang and Xiao Songzi with me. Hey, the economic level can't keep up with the development of the times."
Pan Xingwen took another sip.
The cost of living has not risen, but prices have.
He has changed from a galloping rider to a prostitute.
"puff!"
Liu Xiao couldn't hold back his breath and almost spat out.
Is it really true what co-author Lao Pan said in the afternoon that he couldn't bear it anymore?
"Ninety percent new ones are still a bit extravagant, and seventy to eighty percent new second-hand phones are not bad, right?"
"Old Xiao, what are you thinking? Do you dare to buy the one that has been charged two or three hundred times? If the quality is not good, it will explode."
Pan Xingwen said angrily.
In this regard, he has the most say.
As for Liu Xiao, hey, guess what?
No need at all!
Are you angry?
"Yeah, when I didn't say it."
Liu Xiao gave Pan Xingwen a supercilious look.
"But I have one thing to say, if you do these things again, Old Pan, then you don't want to go to the friendship. If you really ruin the girl, I can't explain it."
Hearing what Liu Xiao said, Pan Xingwen couldn't help laughing.
"Old Xiao, don't worry, I haven't been here since I came this year. It's just hilarious, just hilarious. I've quit a long time ago."
"If it doesn't work, I'll go to the medical examination tomorrow!"
When it comes to the friendship, the few people are not sleepy in an instant.
Liu Xiao also summed up for several people at the right time.
"Qianqian sent me a message in the afternoon saying that the girls in her dormitory agreed. Like us, they all finished the exam the day after tomorrow, so the friendship is tentatively scheduled for the morning of the day after tomorrow. They will go hiking, go up in the morning and come back in the afternoon. "
"Brothers, you don't need to buy the tickets to go home. If you can save it, you have to buy two tickets together."
"The day after tomorrow."
Hearing Liu Xiao's introduction, several people immediately became excited.
"By the way, I have already sent the photos of you guys to Qianqian. They only agreed after seeing your photos, so brothers, this time, seize the opportunity!"
Liu Xiao teased.
The looks of Pan Xingwen and the others are not bad. Although they can't compare with Liu Xiao, a school grass, they can definitely be a little bit handsome.
As for the family background, it can also be seen from the three people's frequent help to Liu Xiao in the past two years that the probability is not much worse. If they can really fall in Jiangcheng, it is not a big problem for the family to pay a down payment.
The reason why they went their separate ways in the previous life was actually mostly because of their occupations.
Therefore, Liu Xiao really felt that the three of them had a good chance.
After all, Wu Qianqian's roommate is also studying finance, and their majors are counterparts. They all have common topics, and there is a high probability of success.
Of course, whether it can be done or not depends on the relationship between the two parties. This thing can only be known at the scene.
If you don't see the right way, no matter how you match them, it's useless.
After all, not everyone is the same as me, handsome in a mess.
"Old Xiao, what, do you have any photos of these girls?"
Xue Xiaosong smiled at Liu Xiao.
"Yes, Lao Xiao, why don't we take a look first and think about how to allocate it in advance?"
Zhang Yan's eyes also brightened.
Although Pan Xingwen didn't speak, the curiosity on his face showed that he meant the same as the other two.
"Fuck off."
Liu Xiao gave the three of them a hard look, and then went straight to bed.
Still thinking about the good thing that was allocated in advance, why not let him directly send other girls to your bed?
Stayed in the dormitory for one night, after two o'clock in the morning, Liu Xiao was sleeping in a daze, when he suddenly felt his upper bunk rocking.
Then, dimly, I saw Pan Xingwen quietly get out of bed alone, and sneaked towards the door.
Then when Liu Xiao was about to fall asleep again, he vaguely saw Pan Xingwen crawling on the bed.
Liu Xiao's sleep was shallow, and every time he was woken up, it took at least 10 minutes to fall asleep again, and it could take half an hour longer.
However, Liu Xiao was really sleepy at the time, so he didn't pay much attention to it, but when he thought about it the next morning, he felt something was wrong.
Can I use the toilet for 10 minutes at night?
The dormitories are all squatting. Constipation and squatting for so long, it’s a trivial matter if the legs are numb. Maybe you have to squat and prolapse the anus?
Liu Xiao looked at Per Xingwen, who was smoking a cigarette on the small balcony with some vain eyes, and suddenly said something in his heart.
Could it be that there is another craftsman in the dormitory?
"Old Pan, did you go out to the bathroom last night?"
Liu Xiao yelled as if confirming.
Per Xingwen, who was smoking a cigarette, was taken aback for a moment, but then nodded again and again.
"Yes, Lao Xiao, I'm sorry, I was in a hurry and woke you up."
Liu Xiao suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.
Judging by Pan Xingwen's fake and concealed expression, it's probably not gone!
So, besides myself, the other three in the dormitory are god-level figures with skills?
Horror!
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