It's really hard to be a scumbag

Chapter 506

It has been several months since he returned to this world, and Jiang Jiang has never seen such a strange request.

He asked with a strange look: "Why do you want to change your body?"

The mute retracted his eyebrows and typed: "I'll tell you after you agree."

Jiang Jiang snorted, and said bluntly, "I agree. The heads sent here are not for nothing."

He stood up, took out the new Yuling Bamboo from the storage bag, and gestured to the mute: "Don't worry, my skills are very good. Although it is your first time, I am not! I have experienced many battles, It will never hurt you."

Hearing the smugness in Jiang Jiang's tone, the mute's face darkened immediately, and he typed: "Don't talk like that."

Seeing his persistence, Jiang Jiang was immediately discouraged, and said aggrievedly: "Why are you so angry, I'm telling the truth."

The mute warned with a sullen face: "You are a descendant of my Thao clan, you should be cautious in your words and deeds, and you must not repeat these words to outsiders, otherwise there will be a catastrophe!"

Jiang Jiang: "Huh?"

The mute pursed his lips, and the typing vine suddenly softened, and the meaning between the lines became weaker: "I am your ancestor, so it's okay to tell me."

Jiang Jiang tilted his head, and his attention was still on the phrase "children of the Thao tribe" just now. He didn't expect that the mute would still think that they were from the same clan. This is a bit of a big misunderstanding.

Vaguely, Jiang Jiang seemed to have grasped the reason why the mute was rarely backlashed.

He opened his mouth dumbfounded, and when he was about to speak clearly with the mute, the mute suddenly got up and came to the bed, lay down and typed: "Come change your body."

Jiang Jiang's heart paused, and when he spoke again, what he originally wanted to say immediately changed to: "Okay!"

He thought it was more important to change his body, and it didn't matter if he misunderstood it. Since it doesn't make any difference to say it sooner or later, what's the rush?

Jiang Jiang, who was happy, put the chores aside, sat on the bed and lifted the imperial bamboo to the mute's forehead.

The mute lowered his eyes, but still remembered the promise just now, and slowly typed: "Don't you want to know why I have to change my body?"

Jiang Jiang's focus was on the connection between the mute and the imperial bamboo on the inside of the bed. Seeing what he said, Jiang Jiang responded, "Yes, why do you want to change? Could it be that this body is missing something?"

He didn't mean to say this, but he reminded himself, and couldn't help but cast his gaze under the mute.

The vines danced wildly, and suddenly changed into a few words, with an inexplicable feeling of gnashing teeth: "Where are you looking?"

Jiang Jiang quickly withdrew his gaze and said solemnly, "I'm looking at you."

The dumb eyes stared straight at Jiang Jiang at some point, and narrowed his eyes when he heard this: "What were you thinking just now?"

——Thinking about Schrödinger's gender.

Jiang Jiang muttered inwardly, and said with a steady face: "I'm thinking of you, hurry up, the Yulingzhu has been connected to your soul body, and when it completely becomes your appearance, I will transfer your soul."

The mute was startled, his eyes fluctuated, and then he typed: "The reason why I want the body is that I... don't want to be your patriarch anymore."

Jiang Jiang whistled, and said casually: "Okay, let's change, you can call me Patriarch—hey, hey, don't move around, or I won't be responsible for any problems with the new body."

The mute gritted his teeth, his eyes looked extremely fierce, and he typed viciously: "You and I are of the same clan connected by blood. Outsiders see us getting close, but I don't want this kind of getting close."

Without waiting for Jiang Jiang to open his mouth, he continued in one breath: "I hate the blood relationship with you, I want to change bodies like them, I want to cut off the invisible but existing thing, I want to be fair from now on Let me tell you my heart - I am pleased with you."

The green vines freeze in the air.

The huge four characters are displayed in front of your eyes.

Jiang Jiang recovered after watching it for a long time, and when he lowered his head, he saw that the mute had closed his eyes, as if he didn't bother to say anything more, but also seemed afraid of seeing Jiang Jiang's disgusted look.

Jiang Jiang couldn't help laughing, and after a long time of laughter, he said, "That's it?"

The mute opened his eyes silently, looking at Jiang Jiang silently.

Jiang Jiang saw that the Yulingzhu had completely transformed into a mute, so he lowered his head to the mute's ear and said leisurely, "I have good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear?"

Doubt flashed across the mute's eyes, he hesitated for a while and said, "Bad news."

Jiang Jiang smiled and said: "The bad news is that you have reached a symbiosis with Yulingzhu, and you can't move now. You can only wake up after I transfer your soul. And you just watched from the sidelines, so you probably don't know that I am Zhuang. Hui Yishun also blocked his memory, of course, don't worry, I didn't block all his past, only the memory of my existence."

Hearing the last sentence, the mute suddenly opened his eyes wide, frowning as if he wanted to get up from the bed.

However, as Jiang Jiang said, he can't move now, and can only get out of bed after everything is over.

The news of the pregnancy made the mute's eyes show pain, and he pleaded with the vine: "I don't want to forget you, I would rather forget all the past and myself, and I don't want to lose you."

Jiang Jiang lowered her head, pressed it against his heart, listened to his slightly rapid heartbeat, and said slowly and softly: "It's just temporary, after the happy memories are enough to cover the bitter ones, I'll remind you, okay? "

The mute stared at the top of Jiang Jiang's head: "No, even those bloody things in the past are my most precious things. Don't take them away, even if they are daggers stuck in my heart, I am willing to caress the daggers to remember Little by little we know each other."

His eyes were full of begging, and the vines in the room were swaying and intertwined overwhelmingly, so that wherever Jiang Jiang raised his eyes, there were densely packed words.

"Please."

Jiang Jiang was silent for a while, then shook his head and said, "It's useless to beg me, everyone has such a set meal, and you are no exception."

He squeezed the dumb face, and said softly: "Actually, I don't want to do this, but Xiaosan said that your favorability is also stuck at 99%. Since it is a knot in my heart, then I will completely untie it for you. Otherwise, it will be difficult for you to cross the catastrophe and become a fairy in the future."

Some words are too difficult to understand, the mute can only roughly hear that this plan is not Jiang Jiang's original intention, but a person named Xiaosan is making a plan.

This knowledge made him so angry that he could only kill that mistress with his own hands!

The mistress who was locked in the small dark room still didn't know the shocking news, and said in a dazed way: "Let me out...I don't want to be a favorability tester..."

Jiang Jiang didn't care about him when he wasn't needed, and this meeting was no exception. He just looked at the mute and said with a smile, "After the bad news, I'll tell you the good news."

The mute was sad, and after reluctantly drawing a smiling face with vines to answer Jiang Jiang, his eyes were bleak, as if he was about to be sentenced to death.

Jiang Jiang didn't care too much, and happily took out three books of three whites and one black book of secrets from his arms, put them in front of the mute, and pointed out to him: "Look, this is the secret book of the Thao clan from your family, and this is the book of black books from Ye Fan's family." The skin secret method belongs to the Yin family of the Fu family."

The mute was originally depressed, but when he saw these four secret methods, his eyes widened.

The secret method has a spirit, and it will only find the person with family blood as the master.

The mute was convinced of this, so he never doubted Jiang Jiang's identity.

However, Jiang Jiang now has all four books of secret art, even a fool can't see anything wrong!

The mute was suspicious, and immediately stared at Jiang Jiang.

Jiang Jiang leaned over with a smile: "You guessed right."

He gave the mute a wink, and said happily: "Actually, I'm not your clansman."

Such a great happy event, Jiang Jiang was still waiting for the mute to cry with joy, but he did not expect that the mute's face froze for several seconds, and then spurted out blood.

Jiang Jiang was dumbfounded, and when he couldn't figure it out, he saw a huge fluctuation in the connection between the mute and Yu Lingzhu, as if one of them was resisting at all costs.

Seeing his reaction so fiercely, Jiang Jiang panicked, took out another piece of Yuling Bamboo, and smashed it on the mute's head.

The room was quiet until the fluctuation subsided.

The dumb eyes were still staring at Jiang Jiang wide open.

Jiang Jiang was horrified, and said in a daze, "Where am I wrong?"

No one answered him, so the question was naturally unsolvable.

Jiang Jiang began to move his soul full of doubts.

After stabilizing the mute's soul body, Jiang Jiangwei hesitated for two seconds before sealing his memory with a sigh.

When all the dust settled, Jiang Jiang saw that the dumb body gradually lost its disguise because of the loss of soul, from a pretty girl with a petite body to a tall man with handsome features.

Jiang Jiang snorted inexplicably, put away his old clothes, and immediately dragged Zhuang Hui who was sleeping on the floor to the bed.

The two fragments lay neatly.

Jiang Jiang thought that Zhuang Hui would wake up first, but unexpectedly he teased Xiao San for a while, but saw the mute sitting up first, covering his head.

Yulingzhu reproduced the appearance of the mute at that time, so this time he is still a disguised female face.

Jiang Jiang heard his low hiss, and immediately put down his hands, and then, as if he had just seen Zhuang Hui, kicked Zhuang Hui to the ground with cold eyes.

Passing Zhuang Hui, who was facing the ground again, he looked straight at Jiang Jiang, and said with a sullen face, "Who are you?!"

Before Jiang Jiang could answer, he froze on the spot, clutching his throat in doubt, and said in a daze, "Can I... talk?"

Jiang Jiang Xiao proudly shook her non-existent little fox ears, walked to the bedside and picked up Zhuang Hui, and said to the mute: "Yes, you can talk now."

The mute suddenly raised his head, stared at Jiang Jiang and said, "You helped me?"

"Of course." Jiang Jiang responded unceremoniously, and then said: "Come down when you wake up, and let Zhuang Hui go to bed and rest."

The mute got out of bed silently, his eyes fixed on Jiang Jiang's back.

After Jiang Jiang put Zhuang Hui flat, he said softly, "Why did you help me?"

Jiang Jiang pursed her lips with her back turned to him.

coming!

His long-awaited flicker scene!

"What else could it be for?" Jiang Jiang turned to look at the mute, and said confidently: "You promised me back then, I will help you restore your ability to speak, so you have to worship me as your teacher!"

The mute was stunned, hesitantly asked: "Apprentice teacher?"

Jiang Jiang raised his jaw like a proud little swan: "That's right."

The mute was dazzled by the beauty, inexplicably softened his heart and said along with him: "Master."

"puff."

Dumb: "...Did you laugh?"

Jiang Jiang hurriedly covered half of his face, but his smile turned into little stars and jumped out of his eyes.

Although a bit too cute, the mute couldn't help being suspicious: "Did you just lie to me?"

Jiang Jiang's eyes sparkled and said, "No wow."

The mute didn't believe it: "Then why are you laughing?"

"Well." Jiang Jiang's eyes fluttered, and the tails of his eyes flicked cunningly: "I just remembered that there was once a person who refused to take me as a teacher because...he was my ancestor."

The author has something to say: Dumb: Master, what happened next?

Jiang Jiang: Later he chased me and called me Master.

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I am not in a good condition today, it seems that I have eaten something bad (however, until now I don’t know what caused the problem), in general, it is very uncomfortable to vomit and have diarrhea, so when I wrote the last chapter, my brain was not working well, and I kept on Label Zhuang Hui as Ying Hui...

orz, I'm sorry little fat _(:3」∠)_

The modified point is here, so you don’t need to look back when you see the modified standard hhhh

感谢在2020-07-1416:03:49~2020-07-1420:28:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 turtledove;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottles of Songhai Tingtao;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!