BSI Chapter 302 "Red Wish"
Chapter 302 "Red Wish"
Inside the classroom, the old professor, adjusting his reading glasses, was speaking animatedly about "An Introduction to Dramatic Performance" on the projection screen.
Jiang Bai, sitting in the audience, didn't hear a single word.
Although he was holding a pen and pretending to draw circles in his notebook.
But the main control system in his mind was already running at overclock, like a sophisticated computer, reviewing the "split personality" plan for the upcoming school sports meet.
"Third brother, your pen tip is practically piercing the paper! What are you thinking about? Are you so obsessed with Bai Zhi that you've gone mad?"
Su Ze leaned closer, lowered his voice, and almost sprayed Jiang Bai's face with his gossipy saliva.
Jiang Bai's eye twitched, and without looking up, he uttered a single word: "Get lost."
What could he possibly be thinking?
He was thinking about how to survive!
Now that we've accepted the system's "fundraising mission," there's only one goal:
First in the entire school.
This time, there was not only on-site fundraising, but also online voting fundraising.
This means that the audience is not only the students in the school, but also the fans across the internet who are eagerly waiting for their turn.
If he just goes up and sings a dry, revolutionary song, it might be steady, but it won't be "explosive" enough.
Simply singing can indeed sound good.
But to get those old guys and otaku to willingly empty their balances, you need to give them a double whammy of visual and auditory impact.
Jiang Bai pursed his lips and stroked his chin.
He frantically searched through the music library in his mind.
The first one to pop up is the infamous "poisonous drug" from its previous life, known as "the one that 'bloodied Bilibili' and made countless otaku stay up all night to cultivate immortality"—"Gokuraku Jodo".
"This thing is really powerful."
Jiang Bai imagined it.
That kimono, paired with her almost mesmerizing butterfly walk, and Jiang Baizhi's irresistibly charming face...
hiss--
Jiang Bai gasped.
If this were to happen, the school clinic's emergency beds would probably be charged by the second that day, all because of people who had nosebleeds to the point of dehydration.
But then he shook his head.
"No, even though 'Gokuraku Jodo' is a hit, its style is too otaku-ish."
"Furthermore, Japanese lyrics always seem to lack a sense of solemnity in official settings like fundraising stages."
"What I want is to be stunning, to have that divine feeling that makes people think 'this woman should only exist in heaven' at first glance, not the kind of otaku anime feeling that makes people think 'I should spend money on my daughter'."
The second one that popped up was Psy's "Gangnam Style".
As soon as Jiang Bai came up with the name, an image of himself wearing a floral dress, straddling a horse stance, and dancing the Gangnam Style on the playground while swinging his arms appeared in his mind.
"ah--!"
Jiang Bai felt a wave of shame.
"This isn't amazing, this is downright terrifying!"
"The gentle and sweet goddess Bai Zhi suddenly dancing such a fierce dance is likely to cause a large number of people to unfollow her."
"This song is more suited to a larger version of Jiang Bai."
"But my popularity isn't there yet. Even if I dance well, I probably can't beat those senior students who have their own advantages."
Eliminate these crooked and unethical practices.
Jiang Bai finally fixed his gaze on a familiar name.
Red Wish.
That was the song that appeared alongside "Love You" in the options when he first encountered the system.
"Chinese style, ancient style electronic music."
Jiang Bai's eyes lit up.
"Plus, he stands there in a Hanfu outfit, with a folding fan in his hand."
"The movements possess both feminine grace and a dignified, unyielding spirit."
"With each turn of the head and each opening of the fan, the movements of the folding fan dance are designed to precisely capture a wave of 'fatherly love' and 'admiration'."
Most importantly, this song has an extremely strong stage presence.
One person can hold up an entire stage!
"This is it."
Jiang Bai secretly made the decision.
"With 'Red Wish,' I'm going to use my fan to blow the wallets off the entire school!"
After confirming the "nuclear-level" stage bomb that is "Red Wish".
Jiang Bai then considered the second matter.
"The song issue is temporarily resolved, but the next problem is truly critical."
"The school sports meet lasts for three whole days, so I'll have to be there for at least half a day each day, right?"
What should I wear for these three days?
"I can't wear the same clothes from head to toe, can I? People would probably think I haven't showered!"
For these three days, not only can you not wear the same clothes, but you also can't wear ordinary clothes.
Jiang Bai had an extremely "insidious" tactical plan.
He planned to use the off-the-charts charm of the alternate account Jiang Baizhi to apply a continuous "brain-degrading halo" to all the male students in the school, especially the son of the third roommate, through his outfits.
"As long as I dress well enough, so beautiful that it short-circuits their brains and freezes their thinking."
"Then they don't have the time to think about logical questions like 'why the eldest brother-in-law and Bai Zhi's sister never appear at the same dinner table.'"
"Of course, you can't dress too beautifully or too eye-catchingly, otherwise you'll be stared at the whole time, and it will be extremely difficult to switch to a larger size."
Jiang Bai thought for a moment and began rummaging through the clothes that the system had rewarded him with.
Her fingers traced over one gorgeous dress after another.
Suddenly, his gaze fixed on a corner of the system space.
It was a color with a silky sheen.
【Good Luck Continues - White Over-the-Knee Stockings】
"......"
Jiang Bai's old face instantly turned as red as a ripe Fuji apple, and even the base of his neck began to burn.
"No way, I probably won't wear this thing..."
Jiang Bai's voice trembled as the shameful image of wearing those socks on stage flashed through his mind.
At the time, he could comfort himself by saying that it was for stage art and for lighting effects.
But this time it's different!
This is the school sports meet!
It's the everyday campus environment!
This means he has to wear those over-the-knee white socks, walk around the playground, and sell goods at his stall.
It's even possible that when handing water at close range, Su Ze and his group's gazes would directly fall on that extremely alluring "absolute territory" created by the white socks.
Just thinking about that scene made Jiang Bai want to spontaneously combust on the spot.
"This is so embarrassing... so incredibly embarrassing!"
"I, a dignified seven-foot-tall man, a model student at the Shanghai Theatre Academy, a tough guy who can throw an 18-meter shot put with one hand, absolutely cannot stroll around the playground wearing white stockings!!"
[Ding! This system recommends that the host wear this!]
[Host, this item's attribute is "Increases the wearer's luck value by 10%".]
[You need to perform dozens of frequent disguises and identity changes within three days, while also dealing with the pursuit of three roommates. Without this 10% stroke of luck, this system predicts that your chances of being exposed are as high as 80%.]
Besides, didn't you previously praise the breathability of these white socks and how comfortable they felt?
"Shut up! I was... I was just trying to relieve muscle fatigue!"
Jiang Bai offered a sophistry, but his eyes couldn't help lingering on the white stockings.
The "it's actually delicious" principle may be late, but it will never be absent.
"A million-dollar cash prize, a god-level skill, and the future of Jiang Bai's main account..."
Jiang Bai closed his eyes and mentally prepared himself for five minutes.
"wear!"
"Damn it, for justice, for charity, for that million, I even wore women's clothes, what's a couple of pairs of socks compared to that?!"
"As long as my luck is high enough, and as long as I can physically exonerate those bastards' intelligence, I... I'm going all in!"
Jiang Bai gritted his teeth and decided to include white stockings in his outfits for the three days of the school sports meet.