It's really hard to be a scumbag

Chapter 528

Jiang Jiang watched Ziyi perform a high-end operation in a daze.

After the performance, everyone around him cheered excitedly, only he and Zi Yi looked at each other amidst the cheers.

This glance is a thousand years for Zi Yi.

For Jiang Jiang, it is—the joys and sorrows of human beings are not connected.

The one surnamed Lu made a fuss for a long time, and finally left happily.

Ziyi tidied up the table in a cold manner, and without saying a word the whole time, he entered the room with his things.

Jiang Jiang sat outside for a while, then patted his cheek to wake himself up, then stood up vigorously and rushed into the room, ready to make this ridiculous and poisonous illusion hurry up.

He stepped into the kitchen a few steps, opened the door curtain and was about to speak, but when he looked up, he saw the indifferent purple clothes just now, with burning eyes and an abnormal blush on his face, carefully holding the edge of the jade cup and licking it. lick.

When just pouring tea on the table, Jiang Jiang discovered that the wine table culture here is quite novel, the guests use celadon, while the host uses white jade.

The white jade cups are also divided into grades. The cups of the purple clothes are smooth, while the cups of Jiang Jiang are carved with delicate cloud patterns.So at a glance, Jiang Jiang knew clearly that the white jade cup that Ziyi was holding... was exactly the one he had just used.

Jiang Jiang froze in place.

Ziyi over there also came back to his senses in astonishment.

He clenched the jade cup tightly and looked at Jiang Jiang silently, his eyes were flickering and flickering extremely complicated, but his neck became more and more red: "Did you see it all?"

Jiang Jiang blushed inexplicably, and coughed lightly: "No, I didn't see it, you continue."

He turned his head to leave this embarrassing scene, but as soon as he turned around, the purple clothes behind him grabbed his wrist.With a lot of strength, Ziyi dragged him back into the kitchen, then pressed him against the wall, and said in a deep tone: "You have seen it all."

Compared with the previous embarrassment and doubts, his words are undoubtedly affirmative and implicitly eager.

Jiang Jiangyuan thought that there was no such thing as sex in this world of sand sculptures. Hearing Zi Yi's longing voice, he suddenly became curious: "I saw it... so what?"

Ziyi lowered her head and buried herself on the side of Jiang Jiang's neck. There was no longer the initial coldness between her brows and eyes, only a deep and intense excitement.

He seemed to be licking the white jade cup used by Jiang Jiang, and licked Jiang Jiang's skin delicately and obsessively.

Jiang Jiang flinched, and he squeezed his waist tightly, and he clearly heard his voice trembling with excitement.

"Since you have seen it all..."

"Then I... don't need to bear it anymore..."

The illusion dissipated quietly, Jiang Jiang staggered and fell into Qi Ling's arms.

Qi Ling was knocked back to his senses by him, and recalled the things in the illusion a little too late, and immediately cursed happily and angrily: "This is my illusion, why did Ye Fan come in?!"

He was so angry that he stretched out his hand to lift Jiang Jiang's face, and saw Jiang Jiang's eyes were full of spring water and his cheeks were flushed, with a lively and attractive appearance, he immediately gritted his teeth sourly: "I ran away so resentfully, you Not only did you not come to find it, but you got involved with Ye Fan, do you have me in your heart!"

Jiang Jiang calmed down the feeling in his soul, and slapped his hand away: "If I don't have you in my heart, I should watch you kick the ball with your head all night."

Qi Ling's expression froze and gradually froze, and finally he couldn't care less about being jealous, but said in embarrassment: "This secret realm is useless at all, and it will be deduced randomly! I hate playing football the most in my life. A kicker!"

Looking at his guilty look, Jiang Jiang laughed twice, and then he didn't want to hold on to this poisonous illusion any longer, and instead asked, "After the first pass, what is the second pass?"

Qi Ling's eyes lighted up, and he rubbed his hands secretly, saying: "It's to dig the spirit grass!"

He was very familiar with the secret realm, and brought Jiang Jiang to Baicao Garden in no time.The smallest spiritual grass in the garden is also a thousand-year-old, and the spiritual energy contained in it is enough to make ordinary people explode and die.

Qi Ling stretched out his hand and pointed at the Spiritual Grass Garden, pretending to be reserved but couldn't help asking for praise: "Here are the spiritual grasses that I planted during my lifetime, and they are all rare treasures that are hard to find in the world. Give it all to you, but there is a condition."

Jiang Jiang looked at him: "Let's listen."

Qi Ling rolled his Adam's apple, and said with fiery eyes, "Every time you dig one, you have to kiss me."

Jiang Jiang turned his head again and looked at Baicao Garden from a new perspective.The garden is full of exotic weeds, at least tens of thousands of them. If he agrees to the condition of peeling the skin, his mouth will swell from kissing.

"What's the matter? Is this deal a good deal?" Qi Ling was still babbling: "You can get spiritual grass in exchange for just a casual kiss. It's a no-cost deal. This is—huh?"

He was stunned, and stared at Jiang Jiang, who suddenly came up to him, with big eyes and small eyes, so he couldn't get his eyes out.

It wasn't until Jiang Jiang left that Qi Ling said in a daze, "So soon...you, whichever spiritual grass you want, I'll pick it for you."

Jiang Jiang blinked: "I don't even want it."

Qi Ling suddenly became anxious: "This is a thousand-year-old herb, and there are many herbs that are close to ten thousand years old!"

Jiang Jiang snorted: "Zhuang Hui just gave me a fairy grass some time ago, and it's okay for me to keep it, and I have no idea of ​​changing it for the time being."

Qi Qi stagnated, depressed and unhappy, and said: "...As expected of a professional drug dealer, he can even get fairy grass."

After he finished speaking, he vented a little bit, obviously understanding that his little gift was rubbish in front of Xiancao.

Jiang Jiang looked at him with a smile, and then leaned over to kiss him again.

Qi Ling was stunned and then said listlessly: "Stop kissing, I have nothing to exchange."

Jiang Jiang felt that he was pitiful, so he held his head and kissed him several times. After kissing, he smiled and said, "I didn't come to kiss you because of those things."

Qi Ling was still a little at a loss, but his eyes gradually became hot. His heart trembled, as if he had faintly noticed something, and couldn't help asking: "Why is that?"

Jiang Jiang met his gaze without avoiding it, and said softly, "Because I like you."

"I like you." Jiang Jiang bent his eyes and said, "That's why I want to kiss you."

With her heart beating fast, Qi Ling stretched out her arms and hugged Jiang Jiang tightly, saying incoherently, "I like you too, and I want to kiss you too!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he let go of his hand and kissed Jiang Jiang endlessly.

Like a woodpecker.

After traveling abroad, when Jiang Jiang and Qi Ling returned to the sect, they saw a row of people standing at the door, all of them looked gloomy, looking like concubines in the harem who had been neglected.

With a big heart, Jiang Jiang waved his hand indifferently: "Why are you thinking about this wall?"

Feng Shaoguang picked up Feng Jiang: "He misses his mother."

The mute stretched out his hand to touch his belly, and sighed, "I don't know when I will be able to conceive Master's child."

Fu Yangsheng smiled slightly: "Fu Fan has been talking about you recently, I'll take him to see if you're back."

Fu Fan didn't change his face and said: "Yu Ning has been talking about you recently, I'll take him to see if you're back."

Fu Yuning scratched his head, and said modestly like an iron man: "Not only do I miss you, but my father and ancestors also—"

Before he finished speaking, he received the loving gazes of the two elders.

Looking at Fuyu Ningka's shell, the Yulingzhu that fell on the wall turned into the appearance of Yin Ze. He looked down at Jiang Jiang and said in a lost tone, "Why didn't you take me with you when you went out?"

Qi Ling went back without raising his eyes: "Then next time you two go out alone, take me with you."

Yin Ze was silent for two seconds, and returned to the main body as if nothing had happened.

Lin Xian was the last one to speak, his eyes were deep red, his expression was cute and kind, and he looked more and more like a bunny: "You have been away for so long, you should rest early when you come back."

Jiang Jiang's heart warmed, and she subconsciously said, "You are still the most caring."

Lin Xian's eyes brightened slightly, she didn't care about other people's eyes, and went straight to Jiang Jiang to please her.

When they walked away, the few people who stayed in place sneered at the same time.

"Most... heh."

"Caring... hum"

The next morning, Jiang Jiang slept soundly.

He stretched his waist and walked to the door to open it to breathe fresh air, but when the door opened, he was startled by the puppet hanging in the air in front of him, and instinctively beat him up.

Feng Qiao's head flew off again, and his body fell off the rope and fell to the ground.

But he was a good boy, he got up and patted the ashes off his body, and said to Jiang Jiang, "Good morning, mother. Dad is going to cook, and he will be here in a while."

Jiang Jiang touched his heart with lingering fear: "Don't worry about where he went, tell me why you hang at my door?"

Feng Qiao said honestly: "Father said that he is the best for you, but he didn't behave well before, so he asked me to get up early this time to say good morning to you instead of him. But I woke up too early, I I was very sleepy and couldn’t stand steadily, so I took a rope to help maintain my posture.”

Jiang Jiang: "...Don't use this method in the future, your mother and I almost died in place."

Feng Qiao said obediently, "Okay."

Jiang Jiang exhaled, waved his hands and said, "Forget it, you can go find your head first."

Feng Qiao happily responded, turned around and went everywhere.

Jiang Jiang calmed down her frightened little heart, thinking that Feng Shaoguang did something on a whim, so she didn't take it seriously and went back to the house to freshen up.

Going out again, he just took two steps when he was hugged by Fu Yuning who came out of nowhere.

Fu Yuning hugged him very tightly, his chest was tightly pressed against him, Jiang Jiang didn't understand, so he asked, "What are you doing?"

Fu Yuning raised his tone and said, "I'll give you the most intimate feeling, how about it, isn't our heart close enough?"

Jiang Jiang: "...Are you sick?"

Fu Yuning shrank immediately, and said aggrievedly: "I have lovesickness."

Jiang Jiang dragged him down speechlessly, walked around him and continued to the small kitchen.When he reached the corner, Jiang Jiang couldn't help being stunned as soon as he turned around.

Under the tree not far away, among the petals flying, a man with a demonic look in his eyes was sitting on the ground, holding a jug of wine in his hand, and drinking with his head raised.

The rich aroma of wine slid down his throat into the loose clothes, and when he put down the jug again, there was a sensual drunkenness in his eyes.

When you look at it from a distance, it is enough to make your heart skip a beat.

Jiang Jiang admitted that his heart was moved, he couldn't help but walked over, sat down under the tree casually, and then stretched out the claws of An Lushan.

After precisely grasping the little thing he was so excited about, Jiang Jiang took a bite, and immediately said with bright eyes: "Delicious!"

He spent a long time sculpting but didn't get a response, and the dessert he bought at random caught Jiang Jiang's heart. The more Fu Yangsheng thought about it, the more silent he became, and he felt that the wine in his hand was not fragrant.

Jiang Jiang didn't feel anything. Seeing him silently put the jug aside, he swallowed the pastry and said, "I want to drink too."

Fu Yangsheng's heart moved, and he suddenly thought of some beautiful things such as drunken sex, and immediately handed the jug to Jiang Jiang with burning eyes.

Jiang Jiang quenched his thirst with a grunt, and said with satisfaction: "The wine is good, but it's too little."

Fu Yangsheng smiled lowly, leaned close to him and hinted: "I still have...do you want to drink?"