It's really hard to be a scumbag

Chapter 527

Jiang Jiang: "...what the hell?"

The one surnamed Lu smiled even more happily, waved his hands complacently, and said, "Master Jiang, don't worry, there are more tricks in the future. Look at this one, her name is Man Wan, and she is good at making boneless fish!" "

"There's also this one... who took the enemy's purse thousands of miles away!"

"...This one is even more powerful, he can recite the Three Character Classic indiscriminately!"

All kinds of weird and messy skills made Jiang Jiang dumbfounded. Although he hadn't been to this kind of place much, it didn't look right no matter how he looked at it!

Aren't the guests here for entertainment?

Are you entertaining the guests in turn? !

Jiang Jiang deeply felt that he was being tricked. He put down his wine glass, got up and wanted to leave, but in the next moment he saw someone walking up slowly.

That person's appearance was completely different from Ye Fan's. He had an orchid-like temperament all over his body, and his eyes were like a lake of quiet water. When he looked at him, it was enough to make the whole room stunned.

The one surnamed Lu was the first to come back to his senses, and immediately dragged the man to Jiang Jiang's side, and strongly recommended: "Mr. Jiang, this man's name is Qingyou, he is the number one name in the water sleeve tower, and I don't know how many people came to him because of his name." name!"

Jiang Jiang looked at Qingyou, and saw that the other person's thin lips were pursed and turned white. He seemed to notice his gaze, and immediately closed his eyes and turned his face away.

His back was as straight as a bone of pride, and Jiang Jiang's expression became a bit strange when he looked unbearable to be humiliated: "What is he good at?"

The man surnamed Lu chuckled twice, he couldn't bear to look at his handsome face: "He knows a lot, and he is probably best at kicking Cuju while standing on his head!"

Jiang Jiang: "... how to kick upside down."

The one surnamed Lu clapped his hands and said excitedly, "Kick it with your head!"

The room was silent.

Qingyou's body was already trembling, the expression on her face was like that of a pure young man who had been ruined eight hundred times, her body and mind had been raped like a broken flower.

Only then did the other people in the room come back to their senses, looked at Qingyou with greed in their eyes, and said obscenely and obscenely: "It's really a person who can't be judged by his appearance, he can actually do such a difficult trick like kicking with his head."

"Yeah, when I went to play in the south of the Yangtze River, the young men over there couldn't kick them well."

"It's a pity that Mr. Jiang is here tonight, otherwise I will name this young man and play with him all night until my head swells!"

Jiang Jiang: ...

What kind of sand sculpture and poisonous picture is this.

Who is he and where is he and why should he bear such a joke.

He can't hold back his laughter, okay?

Covering the lower half of his face with difficulty, Jiang Jiang took a deep breath for a while, suppressed a smile and said, "Then let him be."

As soon as his voice fell, Qingyou shook her body and closed her eyes in humiliation.

The surname Lu's eyes lit up, and he said loudly, "Well! Come here, send Qingyou to the room first."

After ordering, he asked Jiang Jiang: "Is it enough to play only one? Do you want to order a few more tricks?"

Jiang Jiang was afraid that he would really laugh if he watched it any longer, so he shook his head seriously with a sullen face.

The one surnamed Lu was quite sorry, but he no longer stopped him, but took Jiang Jiang from the room courteously.

Jiang Jiang heaved a sigh of relief after closing the door.

He really couldn't bear the ghostly expression surnamed Lu.

Turning around, Jiang Jiang wanted to sit down with Qingyou and have a good chat, but when he turned around, he was dumbfounded: "Where is the table?"

The antique room should have tables, chairs, bookshelves, and screens, but this room seems to have been visited by thieves, and there is no place to sit.

Jiang Jiang was in a daze when suddenly a...ball rolled out from the gap?

As the ball came out, Qingyou, who had changed into light clothes, appeared. He glanced at Jiang Jiang, his expression flashed with sadness, and then he raised his head and said, "Come on, the table and bed are in the compartment. You are tired from playing." Go rest yourself."

Jiang Jiang wiped his face, and said weakly: "What are you doing here? And why did you put those in the cubicle? There is not even a bench in such a big field outside. Are we going to sit on the ball and chat?"

Qingyou seemed to be unable to understand human words, and said sadly: "In that case, then I, first..."

He waited for a long time, and then he seemed to have no face to speak, he just closed his mouth and moved his hands, rolling up the thin long sleeves on both sides, turning them around several times to make them extremely stable, then his body tilted, and he stiffened with only his hands. Stand upside down.

He said in a deep voice, "Come on, I'm ready."

Jiang Jiang's mentality is a bit broken, he really can't stand the devil's manipulation of kicking the ball with his head, his head is not strong!

After exhaling twice, Jiang Jiang knelt down and looked at Qingyou.

Qingyou still has an unbearably haughty look, no matter the eyes or the expression are perfect and flawless, Jiang Jiang looked at it for a long time to confirm that Qi Ling put himself in it, so he has no memory and is completely integrated in this place Toxic worldview.

Jiang Jiang didn't know whether Qi Ling was big-hearted or confident, he only knew that he really couldn't stand Qingyou's suffocating operation.

"Get up." Jiang Jiang couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Is this what Xiaowan did? Will you be a Xiaowan!"

Qingyou stood upright in silence, and laughed at herself: "If the whole family hadn't been exiled, who would be willing to degenerate and become a servant girl."

Jiang Jiang sneered: "You call this depravity?"

He looked up and down Qingyou's stubborn appearance, hooked his lips and grabbed Qingyou's neckline, and said with a half-smile: "I'll teach you what is the real depravity."

After spending a little time reshaping Qingyou's world view, Jiang Jiang woke up the next day and saw that he seemed to be a different person, with red ears and face, and said: "Young master... Qingyou will be the son's man from now on."

Jiang Jiang was surprised: "If you want to follow me, then I should pay the ransom first, right?"

Qingyou was puzzled: "What ransom to pay?"

Jiang Jiang listened inexplicably: "Is it because your household registration or something is detained here, and then you have to exchange money for household registration and become a free person before you can go with me?"

Qingyou was puzzled: "I don't have a household registration, I'm also a free person, I can go anywhere I want."

Jiang Jiang was confused by the worldview in the illusion, and couldn't help asking a question that pointed to the core: "Then why did you stay in Shuixiu Tower?"

Qingyou mourned and complained again: "My whole family was exiled, and the Holy Majesty asked me to become a prostitute, so I came here."

Jiang Jiang: "..."

God damn 'here I come'.

Shocked, Jiang Jiang tentatively led Qingyou out of Shuixiulou, but the people in the building turned a blind eye and didn't care at all.

Jiang Jiang took two steps in a complicated mood, and then met Lu.

The surname Lu was refreshed and proud of the spring breeze. When he saw Jiang Jiang, he hurriedly approached and said, "Young Master Jiang, did you have a good time last night?"

Jiang Jiang coughed lightly: "It's okay."

——Actually, not at all.

Qingyou was too youthful, Jiang Jiang took the initiative almost all the way, and made Qingyou cry when he finally merged into one.

Thinking of Qingyou who was crying and wishing to stuff both eggs in, Jiang Jiang was bald all over, and always felt that Qingyou was a little different.

The one surnamed Lu clicked his tongue in surprise: "Mr. Jiang is so picky, he doesn't even like Qingyou. This time, brother Lu believed the saying that there is a good wife in the market."

Jiang Jiang: "...what?"

Come out to play with a wife, isn't it too scumbag?

and many more.

After all, he even recognized Qi Ling, why hasn't he passed the first level yet?

Jiang Jiang was full of doubts. From the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of the surname Lu saying goodbye, so he hurriedly offered an invitation.

The one surnamed Lu was very pleasantly surprised, and agreed immediately.

Jiang Jiang followed him to his home, hesitated for a while, and was about to knock on the door, when he saw the door suddenly opened from the inside, and a man in purple stood inside, saying with a cold face, "It's hard for you to come back. "

The person surnamed Lu immediately came forward after hearing the words, pleading for Jiang Jiang repeatedly.

The man in purple sneered and said nothing, turned around and strode into the house.

It wasn't until being pulled in by Lu that Jiang Jiang supported his forehead to regain his senses.No wonder finding one Qiling is not enough, it turns out that there are two Qilings.

But that doesn't make sense, does it?

Qi Ling can't be split, how can he get a second self?

Suspicious, Jiang Jiang turned to look at Qingyou, wanting to see if he had admitted the wrong person, but saw that Qingyou's eyes were already filled with tears, and ran away resentfully as soon as she turned her head.

Jiang Jiang raised his eyebrows, instead of chasing him, he looked up at the man in purple who came out again.

Look carefully for a while.

Jiang Jiang suddenly realized.

No wonder there are two weapon spirits, co-authoring this is Ye Fan who was innocently involved!

Jiang Jiang held back his fist that was about to move.

He can't beat Qi Ling.

Qi Ling is to be left to Ye Fan to relieve his anger by himself.

After recovering, Jiang Jiang sat down on the small table.

The group of friends surnamed Lu were laughing and laughing, while his wife in purple sat on the opposite side staring at him with a cold face.

Jiang Jiang drank water silently, thinking about how to pass the test in a cute way, when the surname Lu suddenly said, "What's the name of the younger brother and sister?"

Zi Yi was like a cool brother, and said coldly: "You don't want to avoid the sun when you go out in summer."

Jiang Jiang sprayed water all over Ziyi's face with a puff.

Not caring about wiping the purple clothes, Jiang Jiang was already hammering the table with a smile: "Even if you are an editor, you have to teach the basics, hahahaha."

In the huge courtyard, Jiang Jiang’s laughter was the only thing that surrounded him. He laughed for a long time and saw that no one answered, he couldn’t help but gradually felt something, and slowly stopped laughing and said dryly: "Haha, this name...can’t be true, right? .”

He looked at Xia...Zi Yi, and saw Zi Yi wiped his face expressionlessly with a handkerchief, and gave him a deep look.

Jiang Jiang was still in a slump, when a few people surnamed Lu exclaimed: "It's such an expensive name, as expected of the Xia family in the capital, it really is a scholarly family!"

"The scorching sun is so fierce in summer, yet the parents of the younger siblings take him as an excuse to hide from the sun. This is really domineering and terrifying!"

"Good name! Really good name!"

Jiang Jiang: "..."

Jiang Jiang's mentality collapsed again, he said in disbelief: "Are you serious?!"

The one surnamed Lu said boldly: "Of course it is serious, and Brother Jiang, Brother Lu wants to ask you one more thing."

Jiang Jiang was at a loss: "What's the matter?"

The surname Lu smiled, rubbed his hands together and said, "We want to see the tricks of our brothers and sisters. I have seen Qingyou's ability. After fighting him, I lay in bed with a concussion for half a year, but you played with Qingyou all night. Not only did he walk unscathed, but he also let Qingyou come back with you with all his heart, which made me really curious about the tricks of my younger brother and sister. After all, if he doesn’t have two brushes, how can he let you pass him by? Isn’t that the reason? ?”

Jiang Jiang hesitated for a while, looked up at Ziyi, and said, "This is your business, let you make your own decision."

Zi Yiduo remained silent, and after a while he said coldly: "I know a lot of tricks, which one do you want to see."

The one surnamed Lu immediately said: "The kind you are best at!"

Ziyi nodded, stood up slowly, and said in a serious and solemn voice: "Then I will show you my Xia family's secret skill - eat grapes without spitting out grape skins!"

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-07-2119:54:35~2020-07-2121:44:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 turtledove;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!